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If you’ve read my books and subscribe to my weekly newsletter, you already know what a big fan I am of Jon Bon Jovi. Last night he was on Larry King Live, and demonstrated yet again why I admire him so much. While most rock and rollers start out at the bottom and then scratch and claw their way to the top, Jon did what might be even more difficult. He started out opening for ZZ Top at Madison Square Garden, and then managed to stay on top for over 20 years now. He and his bandmates were one of the top 10 grossing acts for 2006, and just became the first rock band to top the country charts (with Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles in “Who Says You Can’t Go Home”).
Speaking of strange websites, this is officially the strangest I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine why it exists, but it’s oddly interesting. Go to: www.Tired.com
If you’re a generous soul who want to give to legitimate charitable causes, but aren’t sure how to tell what’s legit and what’s not, here are two websites that will allow you to check organizations out before you give:
My first hope is that no one is reading my blog on Christmas Day. If you are, chances are that you had to work but have nothing to do at work, are at home and trying to avoid your crazy uncle who likes to dance with your dog after he gets a few glasses of family Christmas cheer in him, or are at your in-laws and bored out of your mind. If so, here’s a suggestion – go back and read the featured article in the November 21 issue of my newsletter. You’ll feel a lot better about yourself when – and appreciate Christmas – after you do.
If you ever doubted that anyone can be tempted to do anything at any time given the right set of circumstances, here’s proof. This morning Lynn and Nancy, who are sisters and are even bigger Tennessee Titans fans than I am, shared a doozy before church. A season ticket holder who couldn’t attend a Titans game earlier this season gave her two tickets to the pastor. The pastor then gave them to Nancy before services. Problem is that even though the church isn’t too far from Titans Stadium (now called LP Field), the game started only an hour after services ended. Wearing church clothes to a football game just doesn’t cut it, and going home to change after church would have likely meant missing the opening kickoff. Yet as Nancy put it, it’s so wrong in so many ways to leave church early in order to attend a game you’re getting to attend only because your very thoughtful pastor gave you tickets (there’s never been a single Titans home game that hasn’t sold out). Imagine the little angel on one shoulder telling you to be a Dr. Laura kind of person and do the right thing, while a little demon with a pitchfork is on the other saying, “Who could blame you for slipping out early?” But they stayed for the entire service, and still had time to make it to their respective homes, and arrived at the stadium just in time for kickoff.
I’m sure how legit this website is, but I heard about it on Kim Komando's radio show and looked it up. It’s for anonymous confessions of just about anything. Here’s the one that got my attention:
As I warned in previous blog posts, the day of reckoning has arrived in Detroit. As of today, GM is no longer the world's biggest car manufacturer. Toyota has now become #1. This is a wake up call for all Americans who love their country. If we don't get over this entitlement mentality and stop asking for more and more and more benefits and pay while trying to work less, this will just be the beginning of more to come.
All speaking engagement, deadlines, articles to write, books to edit, yada, yada, yada are all over for 2006. This is as Foo Foo as I get, but it's a big day. Donna, who worked as a massage therapist at the Opryland Hotel for 11 years and now works at a private day spa, is squeezing all the delayed flights, snow storms, musky hotel rooms, and voice-going-out stress from 2006 out of me like a tube of toothpaste.
While last Friday was my final live in-person seminar for the year, I gave a webinar on Monday and have my last one today. Even though I’m sitting comfortably at my desk for these programs and only speak for an hour, I’m speaking live to a national audience and there are more than a few technical “issues” that come up. Jennifer, the producer, is in Philadelphia, and Jordan, the moderator, is in Salt Lake City (confused already? I told you there are ‘issues’). While I’m speaking, I’m also controlling a Microsoft PowerPoint presentation which is displayed on everyone’s computers. Seems simple, but it makes me just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle nervous turning my note pages in a three ring binder with my left hand, while controlling the computer display on screen for everyone with my right hand, and watching the stopwatch which times me on every page (not good for people who are single task oriented, aka “men”). So after today’s presentation, I’m all done for a month, and heading straight to the annual end-of-year Victory Massage (look for photo in tomorrow’s blog post). V-Day has finally arrived.
Well after bashing technology yesterday, I guess I’m being a bit of a hypocrite by reporting this. But it’s too good not to. If you have broadband Internet access, check out the VOIP service (which means using the Internet to make phone calls) from Skype. Their new service plan offers unlimited calls in the U.S. and Canada for $29.95 a year. They’re even offering a 50% discount to consumers who sign up by Jan 31, making it $14.95 for all of 2007. The one downside is that they don’t offer 911 service, so they say that it shouldn’t be used as a substitute for a regular phone. Go to www.skype.com for details.
I really wonder about this whole technology thing sometimes. I arrived in my office at 6:00 am this morning, before any of my employees. This is the beginning of a month and a half off the road, and it is sooooooo reassuring to come into familiar territory and be around familiar people. But when I booted everything up, the Internet was down, as well as one computer. I felt so helpless until my staff came in and made everything work. Isn’t it funny how we can make anything from cell phones to computers, but can’t make them work? Makes me wonder if this is really “progress”. Think about it:
- Cable modems are faster, but they’re down so often. Old fashioned (as in 2001) dial-up Internet access was slow, but more reliable
- Windows is powerful, but it crashes. MS DOS was simple and it never crashed.
- Digital cell phones today are cheap, but their coverage is awful.
- Email is convenient, but half of it gets caught by spam filters. Faxes always went through.
As Tim McGraw sang:
"We got too complicated, It's all way over-rated.
I like the old and out-dated way of life.
Back when a hoe was a hoe,
Coke was a Coke.
And crack's what you were doing when you were cracking jokes.
Back when a screw was a screw,
The wind was all that blew.
And when you said I'm down with that well it meant you had the flu.
I miss back when. "
Yep, I'm right there with you Tim....
Check out this article and ask what you could do to have your name on this list in 2007:
In another example of political correctness gone mad, Los Angeles County government offices can no longer refer to "slave drives", a technical term used for secondary computer drive that is subordinated to the main master drive. No word on whether they plan of forbidding the Bible or Webster's Dictionary, since they both use the word slave too.
Today is the day I waited for all year long – the day I do my last seminar for 2006. I'll take the next month and a half off the road to produce new audio and video programs and get to sleep in my own bed, be around friends and loved ones (instead of strangers) every day, and eat home cooked meals.
I suppose that if you believe men go to Hooters for the Buffalo wings, you might believe this. There’s a new caddy service ( www.CaddyChicks.com) that hires only young, attractive, scantily clad women to be golf caddies. Their mission statement claims that its main goals are to:
Turn on your speakers and check out this video: http://www.walkthetalk.com/the212movie.php?refsource=vmlydia212
Want to see the IRS From 1040 for George Bush, Dick Cheney, John Kerry, or Bill Clinton? Go to http://www.taxhistory.org/ and click on "Presidential Tax Returns"
I’d like to introduce you to my new friend Sarah Ferman, who is the administrative director of a behavioral medical group in Encino, California. As those of you who have been reading my newsletter for the past few years know, the way I was able to write three books in one year while on the speaking circuit every other week was to get up at 4:00 AM and start writing every morning. Turns out that there was something to this 4:00 am business after all. Sarah informed me that there are some biological reasons (don’t ask me to explain them though – way over my head) that the human brain works best at that exact hour of the day. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Now if we could just find some research to support my theory that my brain works best on a half dozen hot Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
This is Internet celebrity Armand Morin, who spoke at the seminar Saturday. He’s one of the few people who makes over $10,000,000 a year on the Internet (yes, that’s ten million). In his presentation, he reminded everyone that even though he is a pioneer and legend in Internet marketing, he’s still a human and asked if people would like to know how to get his advice for $3.95 an hour. His answer, “Buy me a beer”. As I was leaving, I captured this causal shot of the only person out of 300 who understood the meaning of carpe diem. True to his word, Armand stayed and answered questions until 1:00 in the morning.
While at Matt’s Internet seminar in Atlanta, Helene and Dave from New York City asked to interview me for a documentary they’re shooting on making the world a better place. The lobby outside was too noisy and the lighting was poor, so we went looking for a better location. Miraculously, within seconds, we found an empty, quiet room unlocked (this does not happen). The lighting wasn’t quite right, so I suggested that we see if Matt’s AV people in the big auditorium might have some poster board we could use to kick (reflect) some light from below. As soon as I said that, my dear friend Judtih (www.judithandjim.com), who was also going to be in the documentary with her husband Jim, reached behind the only piece of furniture in the room and pulled out two pieces of poster board (we were waiting for the theme to the Twilight Zone to start playing at this point). The next problem was that I was too tall, so I got on my knees while Jim and Judith, who’ve had extensive television experience, adjusted the poster boards. They still couldn’t get light on my eyes, so Jim said look up. Everything was now perfect, except for the fact that I could only look straight up and not at the producer. All of us were laughing so hard at this point that our noses were running, so I asked Dave capture this Kodak moment for my blog. What Helene didn’t tell any of us (smart producer) was that the video camera was running and captured all of it, so she got some outstanding blooper footage.
As I wrote in my third book, it is critical to surround yourself with the right people in business – and life. I told the story about attending a seminar in Atlanta in July 2005 and introducing two people who struck a $45,000 deal within minutes. This photo is of Matt Bacak and myself, at his Internet marketing seminar in Atlanta tonight. Within 3 minutes after this photo was taken, he was excitedly telling me about the new airplane he’s buying and we were discussing how to break the news to his wife Stephanie (I promised her in Orlando two months ago that I’d talk Matt out of it – Oops) , when I introduced Matt to Rachel, a copy writer I brought as my guest. Suddenly, as if lightning had struck, for the first time since I’ve known Matt, something was more interesting than airplanes. Matt needs a copywriter for a six month contract, and he’s about to become the biggest copywriting client Rachel ever landed. Does anyone see a theme here???
John in New York sends this story:
Here’s Another from one of our readers. “I interviewed a candidate for a receptionist position in my Human Resources Office. During the interview she had a large lifesaver mint in her mouth that we could see her moving around. When we asked her to tell us about a time she received poor customer service and what made it poor, she told us she ‘hated when someone was eating while they were speaking to you’ either over the phone or in person. She didn't get the job. “
Got kids or grandkids asking for the newest, trendiest whatchmacallit, but don’t have a clue where to go to buy it or how much it should cost? Well, my rule of thumb is that if Wal-Mart doesn’t carry it, then you don’t need it. (As my redneck girlfriend Gretchen Wilson says, why pay an arm and a leg at Victoria’s Secret when you can buy the same thing at Wal-Mart for half price?) But just in case you’d like to price shop and compare (anything), here are three websites that will allow you to do that:
www.PriceGrabber.com
www.PriceScan.com
www.Froogle.com
Drop me a line through www.GlennShepard.com and let me know how this works for you.
Now here’s the interview to beat all. A woman named Theresa who attended my management seminar at Cleveland State University last month told me that a job applicant pulls out a pair of clippers and clipped her nails during a job interview (I forgot to ask if it was fingers or toes). If you’ve got a horror story about an interviewee who also skipped charm school, please email it to my office through www.GlennShepard.com
The 2006 hurricane season ended quietly day before yesterday, except for leaving egg on the face of several weather forecasters who had predicted that 2005 was the beginning of a 10 year period of major storm events. Turns out that ‘06 was the first year there has been no category 4 or 5 hurricanes since 1997. And the moral of the story is (drum roll please)… Be careful who you listen to, especially those predicting doom and gloom. Junk science sells newspapers and it even put Dow Corning into bankruptcy with apparently inaccurate claims about the danger of silicone breast implants, but doesn’t do much else.

There’s a disturbing but effective series of commercials for an insurance company that shows normal people riding in a car and having meaningless conversations when suddenly out of nowhere, they get blindsided by a careless driver. That commercial has been in my head nonstop after I came very close to t-boning a driver who pulled out in front of me last Monday in Lake Charles, LA. I have no doubt I would have killed him had I not been able to swerve with mere inches to spare. Then after getting off the interstate somewhere in Mississippi Friday night to grab dinner at McDonalds, I noticed a Subway next door and drove to it instead. Just minutes later as I walked out of Subway, the small truck I would have parked beside at McDonalds was going up in flames. That made coming back to my home sweet home after a week on the road just a little sweeter.
Now here's a Christmas present no one should get – or buy. It's a new digital camera that promises to make you look 10 pounds lighter by stretching the photo from top to bottom, and squeezing in the left and right sides. Oh brother! If you're so fat that you're buying a camera to hide it, here's a suggestion that will save you money, make you feel better, and make you look better. Instead of spending $100 on a "fat camera" at Circuit City, buy a $20 pair of walking shoes from Wal-Mart.
Here's one of those "Why didn't I think of that" inventions I just found on Paul Harvey's webpage. It's a wedding ring with "I Love You" in braille diamonds. Check it out at: http://www.cornelishollander.com/ch/sweet_hearts.html
As I wrote in my October 20 blog posting, birthdays are the one day of the year – the only day – that should be all about us. As I get older, I have less and less patience for people who turn Christmas into a shopping competition. So when I heard about this website, I thought it was a perfect way to reign in the Christmas season. Click here: www.christmasisnotyourbirthday.com